April 3, 2014
The only acceptable pet for a betch to have is her #95 little dog. Here are some betchy pet peeves that need to stop happening like, yesterday.
If you don't understnad our compulsion to check, Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook every three seconds then you can't sit with us.
If you did not want us pounding shots next to your kids then you shouldn’t have brought them to fucking Cabo.
The only thing worse than someone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” is the person who acts like you stabbed a baby everytime they see a typo.
It’s one thing if your own besties are white girl wasted, but when you see other girls like that it’s just like Goddd, get your shit together.
#YOLO #Blessed #This #Is #So #Fucking #Annoying
Betch road rage should not be messed with. We’re going to try and pass you and will probably cause an accident and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
Does my fuck off face look inviting you to you?
“Wait, what’s a Frappuccino??” It’s a drink that’s going to add another five pounds to your ass. Now step aside so I can order my iced coffee.
You should never actually follow through with these plans. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.
This is just REALLY bad customer service. This is not how you run a business!