August 20, 2014
Hopefully the incoming freshman betches have already read our list of things you should know. Well here’s more shit you should know, because you should know not to do these things. You’ll probably end up doing 95% of the shit on this list, like drink the punch, but you can’t say I didn’t warn you.
Trust your elders, betches. When we were your age we fucked up enough times for the both of us.