July 10, 2015
So tbt to DressGate when you ended friendships because some scum sucking road whores couldn't tell the difference between white/gold and blue/black. (For the record, it was white and gold). Somebody posted the next greatest question of our time: "which color nail polish best matches the shoe?" And thus, #TheShoe was born.
Yes, it's a pathetic attempt to go viral. Yes, I ask all of my coworkers what color they thought it was so I didn't have to work yesterday afternoon. We all agreed it's pink not purple. But mostly we agreed that we didn't give a shit, because that shoe is 10th grade Homecoming Dance level hideous.