There's A Worldwide Chocolate Shortage | Betches

There's A Worldwide Chocolate Shortage

By Queen Elizabetch

The world is running out of chocolate - yeah thank the fat girl in your English class who just "has a lot of feelings." Apparently global warming and obese people joined forces to make chocolate go extinct by 2030. This could be a blessing in disguise, like yes you won't be able to stress eat after a break-up or a Monday, but you also won't have to choose between alcohol or chocolate calories.


 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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