April 30, 2014
Some people say that becoming a mother means wearing fupa jeans and shopping in that older section of Bloomindales where it permanently smells like cats covered up with Estée Lauder perfume and where Michael Kors sweaters go to die. But we're here to tell those people to shut the fuck up. Well we say those people are either lazy, fat, or just have no will to
live be chic. In honor of Mother's Day coming up (don't worry we'll have a gift guide for you soon, you won't actually have to do any work this year), here are celebs who have kids and still dress like 10s.
A mom, a model, and a woman who kills it in overalls.
I feel like SJP has forced herself into becoming a fashion icon by never denying she wasn't not Carrie Bradshaw. She's a mom. She's like BFF with Anna Wintour. She's a power betch in a leather jacket.
Ever since Beyonce had Blue Ivy she's become even more powerful and revered by everyone including like, bestie Barack. I mean, she's literally the most googled person in the world making her the most googled mom in the world making her the most googled fashionable mom therefore you should really try to be like Beyonce every day. Minus photoshopping your pics. Don't do that.
The amount pressure and scrutiny this betch is under every day you'd think she'd look just a little bit less chic. God forbid she holds her son incorrectly or spills royal soup on her white Alaia! But no, Kate pulls off the whole princess mom act with class and vogue. Ugh she's like too chic to function in Alexander McQueen.
Even though I'm not sprinting to buy Jessica Alba's "work" on DVD... do people still buy things on DVD?... she still remains to kill it in the fashion department. Anytime she steps out of her house she looks amazing but unlike Kate Middleton, it's the kind of amazing you can totally achieve.