This Fucking Beanie Baby is Selling for $100,000- No Seriously | Betches

This Fucking Beanie Baby is Selling for $100,000- No Seriously

By Betch Waldorf

Every 90’s kid knows that Beanie Babies were basically your gateway drug into real life, and that you probs averaged having like 20-100 back in the day. Now, those little useless fuckers have either been given away for 5 cents at the local Salvation Army or stuffed in a box in your attic with a bunch of other irrelevant shit like razor scooters and easy bake ovens.


But now a rare Beanie Baby, which is a purple bear with a white rose on it, is being sold for like a shit ton of money. Almost one hundred thousand dollars. It’s crazy to think that people still keep those stupid little things, but it’s even more bizarre to think that people are actually lame and rich enough to fucking think that’s a legit purchase. Wanna spend a $100K on a stuffed bear the size of my foot? Honestly, why not.

So if you have that bear and it’s in pristine condition, get the fuck off this website and go make some goddam real people friends. Oh, and get on ebay. Because even though you’re probably a reject, you’re about to be a rich one.

 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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