November 3, 2014
There's a walk of shame and then there's a walk of shame in a pizza costume. You can't even pretend to be dressed like this for work/class because no one goes to normal everyday activities dressed as a fucking slice of pepperoni.
This Halloweekend, some bro (gender is hard to identify, but it's not likely a betch would dress up like this for the one day a year it's acceptable to be slutty) showed Papa John's some major love and dressed up as pizza. Then he went and got laid. We don't even know who would fuck a bro in a pizza costume, but maybe she wanted to drunk eat and have sex so this was just killing two birds with one stone.