June 16, 2015
There are a lot of weird new stories out there, but this one might be the strangest. This woman Rachel Dolezal, who has two white parents, decided that she identifies as black and has been living as a black woman for literal decades. Okay, so people can do whatever the fuck they want, but then Rachel became a regional NAACP President. If you’re not familiar, the NAACP is kind of only for black people.
Anyway, everyone finally found out her secret, and now there’s a shitload of drama about whether people can be “transracial,” which sounds like a Liam Neeson movie or something. Rachel stepped down from her NAACP job, but she still insists that she legit identifies as black. Good luck honey, because this literally doesn’t sound like a real thing.