April 3, 2014
Scene: Besides demonstrating the importance of not branching out, this movie summed up how we feel about math.
Scene: Megan Fox wants Jordan… and is a terrible fucking actress.
Umm excuse me. My name is Briana Wallace, as in the Wallace Department store Wallaces.
Scene: The white chicks do some over reacting.
I want to speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I’m going to write a letter!
Scene: Everyone at Runway thinks Ban Hathaway is a joke
Who is that sad, little person? Are we doing a before and after piece I don’t know about?
Scene: Cher solves world issues
Helloooo. It was his 50th birthday.
Scene: Gracie Lou saves the day, nice girl Cheryl cries, and William Shatner is fucking hilarious.
She’s beauty and she’s grace. She’s queen of 50 states. She’s Miss United States.
Scene: Jessica tells April she’s turned into a man, and reminds her not to be a fat ass.
“What did I tell you about these things? They’ll go strait to your ass!”
I know, I’m a fraud! It’s not like normal women can have this ass!
Scene: You’re a doorman, doorman
You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around.
Scene: Jingle Bell Rock
Does it bother you that they still use your original choreography?