By now it's official that Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States, and American democracy is teetering on the edge. But we can't put the blame solely on Mr. Trump—the army of clowns he chose for his cabinet will be equally responsible for the destruction of the United States as we know it. In order to explain why all these people are so supremely awful, we put it in terms you can understand: Disney villains.
SECRETARY OF STATE, REX TILLERSON: SCAR
Just as Scar is a part of the Lion royal family, which rules over all of the animals, Rex Tillerson was once the CEO of ExxonMobil, a company that rules over all of the people. And just like how Scar made an alliance with the hyenas, mortal enemies of the lions (is that scientifically true btw?) to gain power, Rex Tillerson is BFF with none other than Vladimir Putin. He literally won the “Vladimir’s Bestie” award AKA “The Russian Order of Friendship,” which I guess is the equivalent of the hyenas letting Scar hatch plots in their elephant graveyard. So sure, Tillerson seems all buddy-buddy with his bro Trump (I guess Trump is Mufasa in this analogy? That seems off…) now, but the PEOTUS had better watch his back because Tillerson will totally start a stampede and throw him off a cliff as soon as Putin gives him the go-ahead.