In terrifying news, a newly launched dating site just popped up that is solely for Trump supporters.
No, not the KKK local mixer that's held in Jedediah's basement where you get to marry your cousin without judgement. This is a real online site that boasts over 500 members and costs $4.99 to join.
Some bios probably include, I don't have walls up but soon I will and you’re gonna love them. Must love hate and I have a HUGEEEE...
I guess politics can be a relationship deal-breaker. For example, if I go on a date and someone says "Trump has good ideas" I start filing paperwork to move to Canada.
Best of luck to the TrumpRumps out there just looking for love in the most insane places.