August 4, 2015
#36 Not doing work is one of the fundamental cornerstones of being a betch. The limit of our ability to get out of shit or make other people do things for us does not exist. When it comes to drinking, the lack of work ethic also applies.
It’s easy enough to just reach for a bottle of wine to polish off, but if a cocktail only has like two ingredients, count us in. The lack of actual thinking and measuring makes the liquor drank that much more appealing, fucking duh.
Because we love vodka, gin, tequila, and all our liquors, here are a few two-ingredient cocktail concoctions for your Tuesday night. GO BIG OR GO HOME. I mean you’re probs already home so whatever.
You too can be a functioning alcoholic with a stocked liquor cabinet. God bless America.