I'm not going to insult you and pretend you haven't been spending the majority of your time focusing on the Blac Chyna/Rob/Kylie/Tyga/Amber Rose/Kanye/Kim situation. Kim's arranging peace summits, Rob is re-gifting iPads, Blac Chyna and Kylie are fighting through Instagram cooking shows and hanging out on Snapchat, Amber Rose and Kanye break Twitter occasionally, and Tyga is about to become the uncle to his own son. It's officially World War III, and honestly I can't keep up with the Kardashians for much longer.
Well, take a deep breath, because this is about to get even weirder: Blac Chyna and Tyga have a sex tape. If you need to call in to work and take the day off, that's perfectly acceptable. They were together for three years before Tyga started dating a high schooler and Blac started planning her petty af revenge, so it's not that surprising that a video was made. I mean, they're both dating Kardashians so it's not that shocking that they made a sex tape.
Somebody found the video and is trying to sell it to different distributors and porn companies, but nobody wants it. I'm not that surprised, because it's not 2006 anymore and selling celebrity sex tapes isn't trendy, but how iconic would it be if there was a sex tape between Kardashian in-laws?
At least now Blac has something to bond over with Kim, Kris, and Khloé.