September 1, 2015
Kylie Jenner is the Queen of the World's Worst Kept Secrets. First, her lip injections and now her relationship with Tyga. Last night, they went to the VMA's together and today, Tyga released his new video "Stimulated." It's like the PG-13 version of their inevitable sex tape.
It's filmed in a classically beautiful So Cal house, and it has a surprisingly simple production scheme. But don't be fooled, there are still some pretty fucked up things in this music video. Besides the fact that half of the music video is just Tyga getting high, he repeatedly raps "she's a big girl, dog, when she stimulated." Obvi he's talking about Kylie Jenner, which seems really aggressive considering homegirl just turned 18. Then they make out a little bit, and Kylie looks off into the distance while looking really really ridiculously good looking.
I'd rank this "appearance by a Kardashian-Jenner in her boyfriend's music video" better than Khloe Kardashian in French Montana's Don't Panic but not quite as good as Kim Karadashian in Kanye's Bound 2.
Sidebar: Tyga, not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrated.'.