Let's just take a little look at what she wrote here.
"Okay so I'm not sure why neither of you responded back to my emails..."
Bitch, this ain't the first email you sent?! Homegirl definitely double-texts dudes and then cant figure out why they don't like her. Is there something she should be taking that she's taken none of, or something she shouldn't be taking that she's taken a lot of? Pro tip: one Xanax should do, hun.
"I'll take the top bunk bed that has a bottom and top bunk bed. I DO NOT want the single bunk where it has a desk underneath the top bunk so don't try to leave me that."
Flag on the play for flagrant misuse of caps lock with people she doesn't know. I don't know about you all, but my first interactions with my roommate made me seem like Mother Teresa so they wouldn't hate me and fart on my pillow and give me pink eye. This girl gives absolutely no shits about a proper first or second impression.
"I’m also taking one of the white closets. There should be two white closets and I’m taking one of them. I don’t care for which one it is, just know I’m taking one of them. I want the desk near the window. Plain and simple.
"I won't be in the mood for any arguing or other nonsense because one of you two decided to deliberately disregard this email. If needed be I'll turn it into a bigger situation so don't try me."
This is the point where I show my dad the email so when he moves me in he can disassemble the loft kit for that coveted top bunk and put it in the hallway along with the desk next to the window. This girl definitely needs to be removed from the situation, and not just like, moved to a different room. She literally needs to be put in the back of a van and taken to a mental institution.
One of the roommates clapped back with a pretty sane response for how much crazy was delivered in that email.
And apparently the girls tried to vote this little psycho off the island like it was Survivor and the year was 2002.
She, of course, responded again admitting she has anger issues.
These roommates should just find some off-campus housing or they're going to wake up to all their hair being cut off in their sleep. I can't even. I do not miss roommates like this.
Best of luck, girls, and the entire UCLA campus. Yikes.