They come out every year - the ugly sweater. We've rounded up 2015's UGLIEST so we can talk more shit:
Breast-feeding moms can dress up their boobs for the Christmas season. These sweater kits come complete with eyes, nose and a nipple pasty so you can leave your saggy baby-feeder out while you're getting liquored up on eggnog, right before you pump-and-dump in your aunt's bathroom. It's cool, because they make a version for guys as well. Except that kit doesn't come with a nose, because their #freethenipples serve that purpose.
Okay, this is actually kind of cool. But only because it's Drizzy, and he's wearing a fun sweater and handing out gifts! Star Wars Sweaters are also super-popular this season (the movie premieres this Friday). Of course the traditional Christmas-pop-culture-references like A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation sweaters still reign supreme.
Gag. Who wants to look at three reindeer boning? Grow up, this sweater sucks. Then there's the sweater with Rudolph puking, or the one with Santa taking a shit. With Summer Roberts' conviction, we say EW and insist that these sweaters be burned for the greater good.
Christmas is not a time for arts and crafts. Just because you're sitting around with the fam doesn't mean it's a good idea to make a gingerbread anything, custom ornaments, OR ugly sweaters. There's too much freedom there. You might think grabbing a make-your-own sweater kit is a good idea - next thing you know, your grandma is screen-printing photos of you will braces and hoop earrings onto fabric and breaking out the BeDazzler kit.
#Treatyourself this holiday season with something from The Betches Sweater Collection instead of one of these crimes against fashion.