Sooo you’re obv drinking this weekend because, well, it’s the fucking weekend. You’ll probs also overdo it, per usual, because all you had was that protein bar for breakfast and eight glasses of wine are likely going to overpower that shit.
If you’re waking up in a bed of regrets (for like, the alcohol, not the idiot you brought home from the bar), you could use a drink—the right kind. This one's choc full of fruits and antioxidants to rejuvenate and rehydrate you, or some shit. IDK, I'm currently too hungover to look up the actual science behind this so just trust me on this.
Today, let’s juice away the hangover! Obviously, you need a juicer for this. If you don’t have one, go find a hipster to make this for you.
Literally, wash all this shit. Peel the beet, lemon, lime, orange, and grapefruit. JUICE THAT SHIT and enjoy your energy and rapidly retreating hangover. Go drink more!