September 17, 2015
The original member of the friendzone, Gunther from Friends, took a break doing whatever a former minor character from the best show on television does with his time to perform a dramatic reading of the Friend's theme song. Leave it to Gunther to transform the most recognizable song of happiness and friendship into super fucking depressing spoken word poetry. It sounds like something you'd hear at a coffee house open mic night.
While he sent half of American women into a hormone fueled depression, he also decided to kill any hope of a friends reunion. He said, "why revisit something they tidied so nicely?" So basically: Stop trying to make a Friends reunion happen. It is never going to happen.
Seriously Gunther? It's been 10 years and he still sucks all the fun out of the room. I'm just glad Rachel never gave him a half-hearted hand job at Central Perk..