Whether you’re spending this horrible holiday holding out for diamonds from your signif other OR ready to sit alone, eat nachos, wear those ugly ass sweatpants, and watch a slasher movie, you’ll need alcohol.
Of course, you could go the classy route and chug a bottle of white on your own, but let’s broaden our horizons here. I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day – the best made-up holiday of the whole year! Let’s take this shit to a new level.
We’ve rounded up four amazing draaank recipes that’ll make you feel classy and trashy, all at the same time. Like a perfect marriage, you and these drinks were made for each other.
Do you dream of being really fucking fancy? This cocktail blends Armagnac, Champagne, and Grand Marnier for a super amazing drank.
A refreshing sipper that’ll definitely show off what a fucking overacheiever you are when it comes to culinary shit.
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all of the ingredients and shake like Taylor Swift told you to. Strain and serve in a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with the orange twist.
If you love ice cream and Kahlua, you’ll love this shit. Think of Amarula like a cross between Kahlua and Bailey’s, but, like, smoother.
Blend ingredients and pour into a martini glass. Garnish with a fresh strawberry so that you feel good about eating fruit for the day.