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Vanessa From 'The Bachelor' Is Also A Fame Whore

When we found out The Bachelor wasn't Corinne's first stab at fame, few of us were surprised. Then, when we found out that sweet, innocent Danielle M. was a regular in the country music video scene, we were like, ok, not ideal, but we can deal. Now, a third contestant in the same season has come out as a sucker for the limelight. Is nothing sacred?!


As one of the frontrunners, we never thought Vanessa would be here for the wrong reasons, but how wrong we were. Vanessa has a legit IMDb page. Meaning she wasn't just in a local commercial or music video. She like, attempted to be a "real" actress. I guess if you can't make it as an actor in a scripted show, you try to make it as an actor on a reality show. I'm not bitter about her being a fake—oh wait, I totally am.

Like Danielle M. who listed "nursing" as her job and not "music video girl", Vanessa claimed to be a special ed teacher while her real job has been nabbing highly sought after roles such as "Girl" on Blue Mountain State. It all seemed way too good to be true that a hot special ed teacher would be looking for love on The Bachelor with an off-brand Ryan Reynolds with a lisp, and it turns out we were right. And again I ask: How is Corinne the only one who didn't make up a fake job on this show?

Remember when Vanessa pulled Nick aside and gave him the business about dry humping Corinne in the blow-up castle? We all thought, "You go girl!" At that point, we could believe she was serious about finding her future husband. Now, we realize none of these skanks are actually serious about marrying Nick. (TBH, I don't blame them.)

In fact, I think the only thing the women are serious about is growing their Instagram following so they can peddle detox tea and sunglasses like the Bachelor and Bachelorette predecessors before them.

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