Vanilla Ice Got Arrested For Burglary | Betches

Vanilla Ice Got Arrested For Burglary

By 50 Shades Of Betch

Newsflash: Vanilla Ice is still alive, he has a tv show, and he got arrested for burglary. It’s pretty shocking that anyone still cares about his life, but overall it sounds pretty pathetic. Vanilla (what is his real name??) is renovating a house on his reality show, and he apparently stole a bunch of shit from the vacant lot next door. Along with some furniture, a pool heater and some bikes went missing, so it sounds like he must be pretty desperate at this point. I guess I probably would be too if literally the only important song of my career came out like 20 years ago. No word on whether Vanilla is looking at jail time or anything, but his life will probably continue to suck either way.


 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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