August 26, 2013
The VMAs this year seemed a little hectic, did they not? Pre-show hosts were inexplicably screaming at celebrities, Brooklyn was being talked about as if it were Narnia, "these are ACTUAL brownstones behind me," and Miley Cyrus couldn't wait until after her performance to masturbate. A bit of a shit show, I'd say. Let's recap:
It's times like these when we are thankful Syphilis does not transmit via cable fibers:
That time (four fifths of) Danity Kane announced their reunion...
...on the same night NSYNC reunited...
...was like a sad small penis losing its boner
The formula for a Justin Timberlake performance: Sing in falsetto, moonwalk, grab dick, repeat.