July 27, 2015
So cool mom Kate Hudson was stuck in an airport lounge with her 12 year old son and instead of reading magazines in Hudson News without paying for them or eating Chipotle, she decided to Insta a video of them dancing to Trap Queen. That kind of shit is only acceptable when blackout drunk and on Snapchat.
Her son Ryder is officially preparing to be the douche lord of his middle school with his Jersey Shore-esque faux-letter jacket, especially since he knows all the words to the radio edit version of the song. At least Kate didn't try to twerk while wearing an Asos jumpsuit - you can't come back from that level of whiteness.