March 2, 2015
Betches love birthdays more than almost anything else, and over the weekend Justin Bieber turned the big 2-1. Of course Justin probably had a huge ratchet party with rappers and exotic dancers, but instead of focusing on that I want to make a PSA.
WATCH OUT WORLD, BECAUSE JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FUCKING ADULT.
We won't pretend Justin hasn't already been drinking or whatever, but now this batshit kid is a legitimate adult. The shit he does was never cute, but it's about to be just plain sad. Wait actually everything he did in 2011 was fucking adorable. Just read one of our first articles on Justin to reminisce about the good old days. Ideally he would've just stayed 15 forever and never gotten into any trouble. Moral of the story is keep your eyes open, because Hurricane Justin could strike in your town at any moment.