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Here Are Your Weekly Horoscopes For The Week Of October 9th

Well, we survived a full moon last week and Mercury isn't in retrograde or any shit like that this week, so unless you're due for some sort of monster period or something, your week should be pretty smooth sailing no matter what sign you're under. Something to note: Jupiter moves into Scorpio this week, which is great news for the water signs—Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces. Jupiter will stay there for, like, a year, so if you've been needing some good luck, this is your time to capitalize.


Aries

Jupiter mobilizing this week is actually excellent news for you because it's entering one of your most important houses: your money house. Since Jupiter posts up here for the next 12 months, this is your best year to go for that big job, promotion, or to make that big purchase. Big purchase as in an apartment, not like, a Birkin. I mean, get the bag if you want, but don't expect it to really benefit your life in a major way.

Money

Taurus

Jupiter slides out of your DMs this week. Wait, is it possible to slide out of someone's DMs or only into them? IDK, but what I'm trying to say is Jupiter is directly opposite your sign starting this week. Jupiter not only controls what goes on with your money, but the planet is also tied to happiness or some shit. You would think it being opposite your sign would be a bad thing, but you'd be wrong in assuming that. The next year is one of prosperity and joy for you. You're welcome.

Gemini

While most betches are trading bikinis for sweatpants this time of year, you're actually going to be more focused on your fitness and overall health starting now-ish. Like, thanks Jupiter. Your fitness kick with actually help improve other aspects of your life. You know, because endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't shoot their husbands. With more focus and energy, you'll feel more fulfilled at work or with however you've chosen to spend your life. Overall, this is an excellent time for you to start working toward some results.

Endorphins

Cancer

Jupiter in Scorpio is, like, the total best for you. Just buckle the fuck up for a great year ahead, really. You've been grinding away for what seems like forever, and now that you've set up a really strong and decent foundation for yourself, it's definitely time to reap those blessings. The year ahead promises adventure, romance, and travel opportunities. Things have felt kinda heavy in your life, but the next year is all about lightening the hell up and enjoying the shit out of being a Cancer betch.

Leo

Your life always works better when you work with your sign and the planets instead of against them. Normally, you'd scoff at the idea of settling down and letting your nesting instincts kick in, but like, this might actually be a really good year for you to start digging some roots in. It's important you start laying some foundations for where you want to end up in life, or at least entertaining those kinds of thoughts. By no means do you need to get serious AF and get married and pop out a bunch of babies. Fuck that. No, just like, think about your dream future and work toward that.

Settle Down

Virgo

Let's be real, Virgo, you are prone to some negative self-talk. It's probably because you're a really analytical and intelligent sign, so you're more apt to contemplate and think deeply about your life choices—that can often mean you're really critical of others and yourself, though. The next year is all about a more positive outlook. Like, no, you don't have to start wearing a color that isn't black. You'll just be a little easier on yourself and a little more joyful from within. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Libra

Not that you've ever had a hard time spending money on yourself, but with Jupiter entering your Earnings House, you'll be more likely to invest in bigger ticket items. Say goodbye to Forever 21 polyester and hello to some J. Crew cotton blends! Over the next 12 months, you'll be more likely to afford the finer things in life as money-making potential abounds. No more scrimping and saving every last penny so you can look like you have it made; this is the year where you'll actually have it made. Nice.

Money

Scorpio

Obvi, the sign that benefits the most from Jupiter entering Scorpio is, well, Scorpio. Duh. In case you didn't already know, you're a water sign, and this next year is one where your fluidity in all situations will benefit you greatly. You'll fit in in just about every situation as your ability to adapt will be at an all-time high. Also, you'll just be overall more likable because everyone else can tell how #blessed you are during the next year and they want some of your luck to rub off on them. Beware of fake friends who want to just bask in your glow and not be a true ride or die.

Sagittarius

You're the investigator of the zodiac, meaning if someone is lying or being shady, you're most likely to find out. You've had some questions about something in your life and over the next 12 months, you'll finally get your fucking answers. While you might be losing trust in one aspect of your life, you'll be gaining some faith and understanding in another. Don't go out and buy a bunch of crystals or some other bullshit; you'll have all the clarity you need on your own.

Crystals

Capricorn

Jupiter is making you increasingly popular in the next year. Sure, normally you're pretty social and have a tight-knit group of friends, but basically everyone you meet is going to want to be bffs with you this year. Don't shun anyone new who wants to hang out with you; you're actually looking at a window where new friendships will be mutually beneficial. Like, they get to hang out with you and you get to use whatever connections they have to offer. Of course, you can't just use people for their cool party invites. C'mon, be a good person. It's like, the rules of feminism.

Aquarius

Jupiter travels right across the top of your chart like "YASSS BETCH". Sort of like what happens when the Sun is at the top of your chart, when Jupiter is above you, you experience a big bump in the eyes of others. Anyone in a position of authority is more likely to see you through rose-colored glasses. Expect awards, compliments, promotions and maybe a few new romantic suitors in the year ahead. Life is not bad for the Aquarius betch this year.

You're Awesome

Pisces

Jupiter means knowledge, power, wealth and happiness. In the next year, you're building toward big awards and accolades. You'll be #blessed, like all the other water signs, with the power of Jupiter ruling over you over the next 12 months. This of the next year as a time to, unfortunately, keep working hard. But the good news is you're setting yourself up for one of the most successful years of your life: 2019. Big things are in store for you, Pisces betch! 




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