August 11, 2014
So someone, somewhere decided that it would be a good idea to make another fucking Sharknado movie. First of, who the hell wants to watch a bunch of sharks flying around in the air, unless you are a video gaming 30-year old comic book nerd in your parents basement… so unbetchy. Second of all, there is “all star” cast and pretty much every B-list, C-list, D-list actor is hopping on the train.
Tara Reid is returning for the sequel so people can see her post-plastic surgery. Unfortunately for us, her uneven boobs haven’t stopped her annoying whining on TV. Billy Ray Cyrus is also on board for the second movie. Can his achey breaky heart just hospitalize him for a little bit so we don’t have to see him social climb anymore?
Everyone says second movies are always worse than the original in which case this movie has a lot to live down to...