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What Taylor Swift Music Video Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

We're just under a month away from an Album of the Year drop by the Artist Formerly Known as Taylor Swift, or maybe she's still Taylor Swift? IDK, that whole "Why? Because she's dead" thing still has me super confused. Anyway, in honor of the upcoming release of Reputation, let's take a little gander back through the T-Swift music video catalog and tell you what video speaks to your soul based on your zodiac sign. Get out your fake nerd-glasses and spiral ringlets, betches.


Aries: "Bad Blood"

As an Aries, you're adventurous and energetic. Since Aries is the first sign in the zodiac, they usually see themselves in leadership roles, not unlike Taylor in the "Bad Blood" video as she wrangles her Army of Skanks—I mean, battalion of models to fight the evil Selena Gomez. The Aries betch loves a good challenge, you know, like being able to stand next to Karlie Kloss, Cindy Crawford, and Zendaya without developing an eating disorder. Also, Aries is a fire sign. Like, duh, "Bad Blood" has the most literal fire out of all the T-Swizzle videos.

Bad Blood

Taurus: "Wildest Dreams"

The Taurus betch has been known to be a bit of a self-indulgent pleasure-seeker. Sounds a little bit like the raven-haired actress Swift plays in the video, right? Likewise, Tauruses (Tauri?) are known for their stubbornness and jealousy. Like, yeah, I would be a little jealous too if I hooked up with Scott Eastwood in the middle of Africa, and then he went back to his dumb wife. As an Earth sign, it makes sense for the Taurus to be matched up with "Wildest Dreams." The video features like, a lot of nature, even if Tay Tay is standing in the middle of it in a ball gown with a bunch of diamonds.

Wildest Dreams

Gemini: "You Belong With Me"

I feel like this was the video that made SO many people into Swifties. Like, it was one of her first big departures from her former Country Cutie persona as she forayed into Pop Star status. Anyway, Geminis are known for their dual personalities. You know, like how Taylor plays herself (a glasses-wearing, sexually active band geek) and a mean girl (a brunette version of Taylor Swift as we know her now). Geminis love to talk, but they are also great listeners—qualities perfect for a peeping-tom type who communicates with her hot neighbor through a series of sad, handwritten notes.

You Belong With Me

Cancer: "Love Story"

In this video, Taylor plays a Juliet/Renaissance Fair version of herself who falls in love with a swoopy-haired guy definitely circa 2008. Nice. Cancers can be moody and have been known to sulk, possibly in a castle after daddy says you can't date that hot older Romeo type. Cancers can be emotional, imaginative and clingy, often getting lost in their own personal fairy tales—you know, like if you were to daydream that you and a random campus hottie were so in love you killed yourselves. Yeah, that only happens in the play and not the video, but still.

Love Story

Leo: "Look What You Made Me Do"

Often known for their ferocity, Leos can also be super pompous and patronizing. You know, like if one was to, say, dress up like their archnemesis and metaphorically get in a major car accident. You know, just something silly and light like that. Leos are used to being given the royal treatment, so it's understandable that you'd relate to Taylor sitting in a bathtub full of diamonds or on a throne of snakes. Likewise, you're always reaching for the top, even if the top is that of a pile of your former personas.

Look What You Made Me Do

Virgo: "White Horse"

It makes total sense that in honor of the Virgo betch, we'd go back to a more virginal, innocent Taylor like in the "White Horse" video. Sidenote, this video stars Laguna Beach's Stephen Colletti as the love interest. Um, okay. Anyway, Virgos are known for being one of the more subdued signs. In this video we see a more casual and low-key Tay. The video's storyline and sad, heartbroken Taylor should appeal to their more tender and emotional side, even if that emotional side hasn't matured past that of a 17-year-old.

White Horse

Libra: "The Story of Us"

Partnership is important to the Libra betch, so it only makes sense that you'd relate to how Taylor is pining for the relationship she once had with a nerdy hot guy in this video. Libras are not into conflict, so the fact that it's totes awkward between Taylor's character and a guy she probs hooked up with for a couple months during freshman year but now doesn't really talk to kind of speaks to your soul. Like, you feel for her in this, because you really seek that conflict resolution. Sure, the video ends with the two just shrugging and walking away, but at least you get a hot library makeout scene mid-vid.

The Story of Us

Scorpio: "Blank Space"

Damn, Scorpio, you crazy. Kind of like how fucking batshit Taylor goes in this very literal interpretation of her song "Blank Space." Scorpios can be very jealous and often get violent when they're enraged, like how Taylor stabs a weird blood cake and also slices up her lover's dress shirt into having Regina George nipple cutouts. Also, I think my bf legit cringed when she took the golf club to that car. Anyway, Scorpios generally seek a grand passion, totally relatable to the passion between characters in the video. I mean, instead of breaking up with her, the guy just buys a new car. That's true love.

Blank Space

Sagittarius: "I Knew You Were Trouble"

Sagittarius are known for being idealistic like Taylor in this video, always looking for the best in her dumpster fire of a boyfriend... who I think leaves her stranded in the desert/poor man's Coachella in the end? IDK, it's hard to tell what really happens here when you're so distracted by that disaster of a wig. Still, a Sagittarius seeks freedom, travel, and would probs easily be talked into attending an outdoor concert/festival. Like how Taylor shucked her nicegirl appearance to be a bad girl who stays in a shitty motel, a Sagittarius betch doesn't like being confined by the opinion or expectations of others.

I knew you were trouble

Capricorn: "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

A Capricorn can be a bit of a know-it-all; that's why she'll relate to the seemingly silly antics of Taylor in the "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" video. Saturn's control over Capricorn can make these ladies a tad unforgiving—you know, how Taylor has to keep saying "boy bye" to whatever hot male model got recruited to play here ex here. Capricorns like to make plans and execute them perfectly, so they'll appreciate how Taylor's band members were prepared to dress like furries and run around probably sweaty AF to make this one-shot video work.

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together  

Aquarius: "22"

As an Aquarius, friends are one of the most important aspects of your life, so of course your fun-loving and friendly nature is best exemplified by the video for "22." Though some under the sign are born shy, they're usually seen as more outgoing because of their energetic and eccentric nature. "Eccentric" like how Taylor attends a house party wearing cat ears. Cat ears! What will this girl think of next? An Aquarius feels best in a group, that's why it makes sense that we almost never get a solo shot of Tay in the video. She always has at least one member of her girl posse by her side.

22

Pisces: "Out of The Woods"

A Pisces is known for being a dreamer, relating to the dream-like journey Taylor goes on in the "Out of the Woods" video. As a water sign, it makes sense for Taylor to be facing the elements like snow and water. Wolves probably symbolize something too, but once again, I'm not really sure what's going on here. Whatever it is, though, it makes sense, because a Pisces is multifaceted and what they say or do will often be interpreted by others in a number of ways. The Pisces betch can often get so lost in their own heads they could totally miss the fact that Tay's blue dress in the video is the same one she crawls out of the grave in at the beginning of "Look What You Made Me Do." And I bet you just re-watched the "LWYMMD" video to double-check, didn't you?

Out of the Woods

 



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