What To Do When There's a Monsoon Outside

By 50 Shades Of Betch

Depending on where you are in the country rn (sorry California), you're probably about to drown in all the rain right now.  Most basic girls like literally love rain, but there's a certain point when it's too fucking much. 

It's mainly important to be prepared for monsoon season. As nice girls say, April showers bring May flowers. Any self-loving betch should have a gleaming pair of Hunter boots and a cute umbrella. Hunter boots because fucking duh, and a cute umbrella because you should not be walking around in a gross navy blue raincoat. Just because it's raining outside doesn't give you permission to look like a slob.

It's also important to plan your schedule around the rain. At a certain point, walking outside is just not a viable option. Get a bro to pick you up, or just stay in bed all day and tell everyone you're working home. 

Now I'll circle back around to physical appearance. If you're showing up for a meeting looking like a drowned Amanda Bynes, you've majorly fucked up. I don't care if you have to bring a blow dryer to work, just get your shit together. It might be a disaster outside, but you're used to being a mess so you should be able to pull it off.




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