What To Do When You're Waiting For Some Bro To Text You Back | Betches

What To Do When You're Waiting For Some Bro To Text You Back

By Sgt. Olivia Betchson

Every betch knows the near-crippling anxiety attack brought on when someone (9/10 times a bro) takes more than like, 30 seconds to text you back. We’re calling this condition Text Lag Anxiety (TLA), for obvious reasons. Text Lag Anxiety can be fatal—as in, it might cause you to literally die if you don’t hear back from Mike soon. But don’t speed dial your doctor just yet. There is hope. With our simple steps you can manage your TLA and keep your addiction to pill-popping at bay.


If all else fails, go ahead and pop that Xanax.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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