Shit You Should Plant This Summer | Betches

Shit You Should Plant This Summer

In general, when you think “gardening” you probably think of a hobby for old people or something your family’s hired help does. But for a betch who gets bored and wants to try something new for summer, there is some pretty easy shit you can plant. Also, it makes you look like you have a talent or something if you can keep a plant alive for longer than a month.



Mojitos anyone? Planting mint is super easy and it will save you a trip to the store when you decide you want to impress someone with a mojito. You can just buy a little mint plant from a garden center. That way you don’t waste any time waiting for it to sprout. Replant it in a cute outdoor pot or container. Put it somewhere it will get sunlight in the morning and shade in the afternoon. You can even keep it inside as part of some sort herb garden/decoration theme. You’ll need to make sure the soil around your mint stays pretty moist (ew, moist), so the plant doesn’t dry out and fucking die before you have time to harvest the leaves. Simple enough, right? Now all you have to do is make like Thad Castle and muddle muddle muddle muddle muddle.




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