August 13, 2014
When you’re trying to figure out a betch, you look for clues. You look at her appearance, her drink of choice, and whether or not you’re getting along with her. You can even figure out what kind of betch she is by the water she drinks. Every betch has her favorite #74 bottled water. Really, nobody can taste the fucking difference, because, you know, it’s fucking water, but you and your friends swear that Fiji is sooooo much more refreshing than Aquafina.