March 9, 2015
When betches look down at their phones and see 97 unread messages, anxiety levels increase faster than their lightweight bestie gets drunk after two tequila shots. You were busy trying to pick the perfect Instagram filter and within that short amount of time, the three group chats you’re in suddenly blew up.
In this moment, you curse whatever fucking Apple “genius” invented group chats. Yeah we know you can put the convo on do not disturb or leave it entirely, but that’s not an option because everyone knows you’re only as betchy as how many group chats you’re in.
Betches may be part of many group chats, but the level of participation they show in these battery drainers reveal a shit ton about their personality.