Whole Foods Is Fucking Disgusting According To The FDA | Betches

Whole Foods Is Fucking Disgusting According To The FDA

Apparently, Whole Foods is as gross as the dirty hippies who shop there.


Ok, I'll admit it's not just a store for granola-crunching trust funders as betches shop there too. It's expensive and where else are you going to spend your food allowance from mom and dad on organic produce and 13 dollar juices?

You might want to, like, pause this week's trip there, though. The FDA discovered Whole Foods is actually kind of disgusting and you should probably not eat the food.

Some of the allegations include:

  • Preparing foods like pesto pasta and quesadillas in places where condensation was dripping from the ceilings
  • Storing dirty dishes near food and food preparation areas
  • Failing to keep its equipment in acceptable conditions, i.e. a machine used to chop vegetables tested positive for a non-pathogenic form of listeria (listeria fucking kills people, BTW)
  • Allowing food to come in contact with chemicals and general filth

And that's just to name a few.

The FDA gave the company until the end of June to address the "serious allegations" they found in processing plants across the Northeast.

As long as you're buying whole produce and shit, you should probably be fine. Just stay away from the pesto. Barf.

 




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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