November 4, 2014
So resident dumb-as-fuck but absolutely gorgeous model Kendall Jenner turned 19 yesterday and had a "girls gathering" with 15 of her friends including Khloe Kardashian. Selena Gomez took a quick break from being stalked by Taylor Swift to sing "Happy Birthday" with former Betch of the Week and new bff Cara Delelvigne. These girls have to be the dictionary deifnition of lightweights, so like two shots in they're belting out an a cappella rendition before a classic group hug.
Earlier, Khloe was asked about Kendall's birthday shenanigans and she said that Kim "didn't know Kendall was doing anything." Khloe could not give a single fuck and said "I'm invited, so I feel good about that." That's the Kardashian version of a screenshotted iMessage of somebody bitching another girl out.
Story True Kendall said:
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Kim Kardashian. We were best friends before I was in French Vogue. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. i don't even...Whatever. So then in 2013, I started modeling for Balmain, who was totally gorgeous, and Kim was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off to go do a photo shoot, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-models dinner party sans food, I was like "Kim, I can't invite you, because I think you're an attention whore. I mean I couldn't have an attention whore at my party. There were gonna be models there with their cameras. I mean, right? She was an attention whore. So then our mom called Khloe and started yelling at her, it was so retarded.