July 16, 2015
All betches are created equal...except for when it comes to bangs. It’s only natural for you to experiment with your hairstyle and/or sexuality, but sometimes curiosity kills the cat. Or makes the cat embark on a rage-induced blackout where she burns all her photos from 2008 and de-friends everyone who told her “Omg you totes should! So chic! Love!"
Since I wouldn’t wish that journey on my worst frenemy, I'm just going to give it to you straight. You probably won’t look good with bangs. Need further proof? Here you go.