February 16, 2015
If you're anywhere in the Southeast, Northeast, Northwest or Midwest regions of the country, you're likely reading this while sitting in a cubicle or classroom bundled up in layers of sweaters that make you like the marshmallow fluff on top of lukewarm hot chocolate. Because it's freezing outside. You may be inside because your car is piled under feet of snow. You may be inside because there hasn't been sunshine in weeks. You may be repeatedly shopping online for bathing suits because you're dreaming of a better life.
Betches, there is a solution to this misery. It combines alcohol, hot athletes, and warm weather. And it is called MLB Spring Training.