March 17, 2015
Wiz Khalifa - Amber Rose's baby daddy and the man who brought us the poetry of "Black and Yellow" - doesn't know a single Taylor Swift song. He was playing Catchphrase with Jimmy trying-to-hard Fallon and had to guess "Shake it off." His partner's clue was "It's a Taylor Swift song." For most of us that would have started a verbal avalanche of vague pronouns and break-up verbs (see: Mine, You and Me, Speak Now etc).
But Wiz didn't have a single fucking clue what to do. His facial expression was the same as when I was cut off at bottomless brunch - confusion, mild-amusement, and ready to yell "bye Felicia." His best guess was "Dance Off," which will hopefully be a song on the Taylor Swift-Kanye collab.