March 4, 2015
This crazy woman from Boston used Tinder to get some desperate guy to shovel her car out of the snow. ICYMI, the snow in New England has been fucking unreal (Elsa's PMS is out of control), and people have been getting desperate. Some guy used Craig's List to find a girl to hang out with during a blizzard, and this woman swiped right until someone did her bitch work. Seriously this woman's Tinder profile was "Looking for someone to shovel out my car. Nothing complicated, no strings attached, just please shovel out my car." And some guy actually did it! Apparently this woman brought him "coffee and pastries" as a thank you, but says she didn't pay him in sexual favors. I'm calling bullshit.
This guy went to her house on Valentine's Day to shovel approx five feet of snow, just to be a nice guy. Nobody chooses the friendzone on Valentine's Day - especially not somebody who's already on Tinder. I'm not entirely sure what went down, but it sounds like the beginning of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's next romanic comedy or an episode of Law and Order.