Every four years, Americans get super psyched about the Olympics aka a worldwide competition of a bunch of sports we usually don’t give a shit about. I mean, when was the last time you and your friends tailgated a fucking synchronized swimming match (Competition? Performance? Idk). Never, that’s when. And while all typically irrelevant sports get the Super Bowl treatment, nothing gets us more hyped than women’s gymnastics.
Well last night, the final five were picked to head to Rio in a few weeks and bring home gold. That’s right. I didn’t say “attempt to” or “maybe” bring home gold because these girls are bad AF and huge favorites to win the whole damn thing. But tbh, up until a month ago when we started getting into Olympics mode, most people had never even heard of them.
So to make sure you don’t look like an idiot at Olympics viewing parties, we decided to give you a rundown of these betchy athletes in terms we all understand: The Real Housewives.