Will You Accept This Rose Water Scented Yogurt With Figs?

THE TIME HAS COME. Srsly idk about you, but we've been counting the hours until we can mindlessly watch and comment on The Bachelorette. After the cringeworthy moments that came with The Bachelor a few months ago, we can't fucking wait to get back in the Monday night game with everyone's second choice fav, JoJo.

To celebrate, you obviously need snacks. But instead of our usual nacho, chocolate, and shame-filled choices, we're going classy with a recipe for rose water scented yogurt with caramelized figs.


  • 3 tbsps pine nuts
  • 1/4 cup wildflower honey
  • 1/2 tsp rose water—find it in there ethnic aisle and like, a 1/2 tsp is all you need unless you want your dessert to taste like potpourri
  • 2 cups plain Icelandic skyrr or plain Greek yogurt
  • 15 fresh figs, halved

Got all your shit? Good. Start by throwing all those pine nuts into a small skillet and toasting them. Do not fucking burn them. It'll take about four mins over medium low heat. Once golden and smelling all delicious and whatnot, remove from heat and set aside.

Grab a small saucepan and heat the honey and rose water together over medium until it's all blended and a bit runny.

Mound your yogurt in a bowl and top with the figs and toasted nuts, then drizzle over as much of the rose water honey mix as your heart desires. If you wanna throw on some shaved dark chocolate, too, we def won't judge. 

Enjoy as you talk shit about the bros competing for JoJo's love.




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