April 7, 2015
You can now get legally divorced via Facebook messenger, and this is the beginning of the apocalypse. This woman couldn't find or contact her husband (Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom??) so a judge let her file her divorce papers through Facebook. This is now a legal precedent aka if you really fucking hate your husband, now you can send him a quick inbox with divorce papers.
What's next? Sliding into someone's DMs to get a divorce? Taking a pic of the papers and sending them via Snapchat? This sounds like a shitty Ashton Kutcher movie, not real life. Anyways, I can't wait for Mark Zuckerberg's wife to file for divorce with a Facebook message.