You Can Now Turn Your Dead Loved Ones Into A Dildo | Betches

You Can Now Turn Your Dead Loved Ones Into A Dildo

By Miss Ameribetch

Talk about a love that will never die – an inventor in the UK has created a sex toy that’s made out of your dead loved ones’ ashes.  He calls it a “memory-box” which is appropriate since it’s also what those using the dildo call their vaginas.


The box also comes with perfume and a necklace created from the ashes.  Less weird, but still creepy.

There’s no rule about what gender you have to be for it to be turned into a dildo, so on the plus side betches, if you’ve ever secretly wondered what it’d be like to have a penis, you can finally find out.

The inventor Mark Sturkenboom says “The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.”  He continues, saying that he wanted to combine the themes of missing and intimacy.

Hm, does the person have to be dead for this to work? We can think of a few ghosts that have gone “missing” in our lives. 




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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