Your Derby Day Preparation List | Betches

Your Derby Day Preparation List

By Betches Staff

Saturday is Derby Day. If you don’t already know, The Kentucky Derby is basically a national holiday for rich, white, alcoholics. There’s nothing really more elitist than horse racing because it’s expensive AF to participate in, it’s all about “good breeding” and family lineage, and you have to have enough free time to care about it to understand what’s actually going on with all the statistics and whatnot. Oh, there’s also gambling involved.


Whether you’re attending the actual event or a viewing party (yes, those exist) you’ll need to be somewhat prepared for the festivities. Here’s what you’ll need:




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