May 29, 2013
Every betch knows that driving like a fucking idiot is a way of life, but no one seems to know this like celebrities. I mean, chances are if you're a celebrity and you have a mugshot it happened because of something vehicular related. For example, this morning I heard Amanda Bynes was on CNN (the only reason I'd tune into that channel) and someone said that her DUIs are basically NBD and definitely not enough to get her a conservatorship a la Britney circa '08. But while CNN was telling us that which we already know, that driving laws are basically like whatever, we tuned them out and reminisced on some of our favorite celebrities who can't drive.
Amanda Bynes: A different type of smoke show
"That was someone's toe!? I thought it was just Perez Hilton's dick"
"Fake sleeping so I don't have to have sex with a girl tonight"
Riding in cars with Biebz
But like you're really 5 years old Justin
"WAHHH this taxi cab is so strict"
"Lamar, this SUV is all that fits me right now" - Khloe
"Keep your hands off my Starbucks you bald fuck" - Britney
Hit me baby one more time with an Adderall
Hanging on for dear life