35 years ago today, a legend was born. No one has ever written more relatable breakup songs, had so much passion for cats and fall, baked more pop tarts, or overall white girled harder than Billboard’s *second* greatest pop star of the century, Ms. Taylor Alison Swift. The millennial queen has won 14 Grammys so far for her musical excellence (I’m sure she’ll collect a few more in February), but I must say, all her deeply hilarious moments remain tragically underappreciated. In my day, I’ve spent more hours than I’d like to admit watching compilations of Taylor’s funny moments and having a quality giggle. The pop icon has an impressive sense of humor for an out of touch billionaire, but she’s also just really unintentionally funny sometimes. Swifties, please enjoy my meticulously curated roundup of classic Funny Taylor Swift moments.

Taylor Swift’s Funny Moments

#DrunkTaylor

~Drunk Taylor was her name, mojitos were her game~. I adore this priceless 2019 content. Taylor later admitted in an interview that after two and a half mojitos, “I go from zero to legitimately thinking I’m a wizard.”

When She Roasted A Scared Ex

Ended. Him. Circa 2009 or 2010, Taylor gifted us this iconic impression of her ex: “I’ve had a guy be like, ‘You’re not gonna write about this, are you?’ I’m like, ‘Yeah, I am.'” And thank goodness she did.

Her And That Headless Banana

Andrea Swift was diabolical for giving Jimmy Fallon this video of Taylor post-Lasik surgery. The banana without a head will live on forever in Taylor lore and pop culture history.

Her “Why Sing To The Haters?” Response

Taylor really said, “When they stop coming for me, I’ll stop singing to them.” She’s a petty bitch like me… I felt seen by this. She validated my Scorpio soul even more with: “People go on and on about, like, you have to forgive and forget to move past something. No you don’t!” Period.

That Bizarre “Pumped Up Kicks” Parody With Zac Efron

The duo we had no idea we needed… This ~Ellen is weird~ Taylor and Zac duet changed the culture. They were ahead of their time!!

“Taylor Smith, Everyone”

Obsessed with how she just giggled at the camera instead of correcting this, like we’re all sharing the inside joke. In all seriousness, if I said “Taylor Smith” that confidently and realized the mistake later, I’d never leave my house again.

That Time She Destroyed Joe Jonas On Ellen

“When I find that person that is right for me, he’ll be wonderful,” Taylor famously mused to Ellen like 50 years ago (2008). “And when I look at that person, I’m not even gonna be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18.” I fear there’s no way Joe ever recovered from this burn. He’s still burnin’ up, burnin’ up.

“You Can’t Spell Cats Without TS”

I mean, did she stutter?

“Thug Story”

She’s yet to make a better song or music video than this, unfortunately. Bring back T. Swizzle.