Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s Baby Name List *LEAKED*

Gypsy Rose’s ex-fiancee Ken wouldn’t touch you with a 10-foot pole, but when it comes to laying that pipe with GRB, call him Bob the Builder.

In an emotional YouTube video on Tuesday, July 9th, our favorite jailbird influencer shared that fresh off her divorce from her creepo penpal husband Ryan, she is with child.

She’s only seven months out of the slammer, and she’s already created a lifetime of Lifetime content. A divorce, a tryst, an e-book, and a baby? It took Vanderpump Rules 10 seasons to reach this elite class of messy.

Everything about Gypsy is extra, so her baby name will be no exception — our girl is not naming her child Lauren. But now that I think about it, if she did it would be kind of genius. So normcore that’s it camp.

I’m sure we’ll be getting a hard launch gender reveal party soon enough, where correspondingly colored butterflies catapult out of Gypsy’s bra like that one fiasco on RuPaul’s Drag Race, and then PETA will have decide if they want to get themselves involved in all of this tomfoolery or just mind their business for once. Only Gypsy Rose is powerful enough to silence PETA.

Until then, we’re left to our own devices predicting what the Jolly Rancher-fueled minds of Gypsy and Ken will cook up. If we could sneak a peek at the Notes App full of Gypsy Rose’s baby name idea, this is what we’re 99.99% sure it would say: