Just A Bunch Of White Elephant Gifts That’ll Make You The Star Of The Party
Get a gift so coveted that it gets stolen over and over again.
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Ah the holiday season: a time for giving — and a time for taking. That’s right, we’re talking about White Elephant parties. If your Christmas party this year involves vying for someone else’s gift, you’re probably shopping right now for the perfect gift. The thing about picking a White Elephant gift is that there’s actually a lot of secret pressure behind your choice. The dream is that you select a gift so hilarious or coveted that it gets stolen over and over again, and then everyone talks about how cool you are, and you become an icon. The first step, though, is finding said White Elephant gift, and that’s where we come in. We’ve scoured the internet and made it our personal mission to make you the star of the holiday party.
Whether you’re showing off at the office party or just trying to outdo your bestie at your friend group’s annual swap, these gifts are guaranteed to keep the laughs and/or envy coming. From funny gadgets to slightly impractical (but oddly appealing) accessories, this list has something for every sense of humor, taste, and guest list. Just remember us when you’re the ~most popular person at the party.~
The Best White Elephant Gifts For 2024
This v cute mini karaoke machine
Mini Karaoke Machine with 2 Wireless Microphones
$29.99
Meat shredder claws for people who really like meat?
Meat Shredder Claws
$14.99
$8.74
A Stanley candle because we already have the actual cup
Standle Stanley Cup Candle
$29.99
$22.99
Pizza drink coasters for the snack-obsessed
Pizza Drink Coasters
$19.95
$9.95
This positive broccoli that’ll make anyone smile
Funny Positive Broccoli with Stand
$7.99
A mini desk vacuum cleaner for all your keyboard crumbs
Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner
$21.99
The coziest tabletop fire pit
Portable Tabletop Fire Pit Bowl
$49.99
$29.99
A Bluetooth(!) banana(!!) phone(!!!)
Bluetooth Banana Phone
$40
Nerdy-but-cute science experiment dipping bowls
Science Experiment Dipping Bowls
$25
This ironic lighter that looks like a match
Matchstick Lighter
$24
A sports mug for mega sports fans
Playful Sports Mugs
$25
The end-all-be-all portable wine chiller for your girls night on-the-go
Portable Champagne Insulator
$89.95
$80.10
Lightsaber chopsticks that — duh — light up
Lightsaber Chopsticks
$9.97
This toilet golf game that was made for MEN
Toilet Golf Game
$15
A homemade pasta-making kit because who doesn’t love carbs?
Homemade Pasta Making Kit
$50
An oversized XL wine glass that’s actually the perfect size?
Oversized XL Giant Wine Glass
$19.99
Le cutest Le Creuset mini cocotte
Le Creuset Stoneware Mini Round Cocotte
$22
A mini flat iron that’s basically a must-have
Wavytalk Mini Flat Iron
$19.99
$13.99
Yes, a lead test kit, because safety!
Lead Test Kit
$13.89
The key to never forgetting a password ever again
Password Book: Personal Internet Password Organizer
$4.99
Really fucking cute happiness notes
Ray of F*cking Sunshine Sticky Notes: 101 Happiness Notes to Swear and Share
$9.99
$9.29
The most absurd tortilla throw blanket
Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket
$19.99
A cheaper-than-therapy desktop stress-reliever
Desktop Boxing
$10.95
$9.86
This waterproof Bluetooth speaker that you miiiiight wanna keep for yourself
Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker
$28.99
$24.99
Bacon bandages that’ll get a laugh for cheap
BioSwiss Bacon Bandages
$9.99
A childless cat lady tee because we’re still representing
Childless Cat Lady Tee
$35
Topics: Gift Guides, Holidays, Shopping
Rachel Varina