These Celebs Reveal They’ve Had Sex With Ghosts (Yes, Seriously)
Manyyyyy celebrities have told stories about their ghost experiences. The majority are firm believers in ethereal beings, arguing that you just have to be “open” to the idea to feel the energy. People use this reasoning for wanting open relationships, as well. Stay vigilant!
Demi Lovato thought her childhood home in Texas was haunted by a little girl named Emily. “I’ve had a medium come over and ghost hunters, and they both told me the same name, Emily,” she told Buzzfeed in 2013. “When you’re sensitive to energy, you can tell if something is off or happening. Everyone can be open to it if they open their mind.”
Many other stars have shared a similar sentiment about the other realm, and frankly, I don’t want to think about it too much for fear of accidentally summoning my sleep-paralysis demon.
Believing in, sensing, or even seeing ghosts is one thing, but having sex with one is admittedly hard to wrap my brain (and pelvis) around. A lot of these celebrity stories sound more like masturbating while half asleep as opposed to a visit from another realm, but I won’t judge too harshly. First, the Virgin Mary then Dan Aykroyd… makes perfect sense!
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While it seems far out there, sex with ghosts or paranormal creatures isn’t a new phenomenon. Vampires are a perfect example. (Edward Cullen has made us all horny at some point in our lives.) Historically speaking, a vampire seducing a human is usually a nonconsensual encounter that lead to their deaths, but Stephenie Meyer made us be like, “Yeah, but they’re hot!”
There are plenty more examples. La Llorona is a vengeful ghost found in Mexican folklore who hangs out by bodies of water and will seduce men to their deaths. Documentation of her was first recorded in 1550, so someone 500 years ago thought they had a chance to get it on with a ghost. There’s also the term incubus — the male counterpart to a succubus — where an evil spirit takes male form to try and impregnate them.
You know it’s rough out there when spectrophilia — the attraction between ghosts and people — is a thing. Now that I scared the shit out of myself, let’s get to these celebrity ghost sex stories. I promise all of them are more disturbing than scary. Hold on to your iPhone because this one will be a wild ride.
Lucy Lui
“Some sort of spirit came down from God knows where and made love to me,” the actress told Us Weekly in 1999. “It was sheer bliss. I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away. It was almost like what might have happened to Mary. That’s how it felt. Something came down and touched me, and now it watches over me.”
Kesha
The singer “went to the bone zone with a ghost,” which inspired her song “Supernatural.”
“I don’t know his name, but he was in my house,” Kesha said during a 2012 interview with Conan O’Brien. “He was in my house, and he just started, like, caressing me… It was a sexy time, but it wasn’t, like, sex.”
Bobby Brown
“One memorable night, one of the ghosts descended from the ceiling and had sex with me. After you stop laughing, I need you to hear what I’m saying because I’m not making this up. And let me add this: This was before I ever touched any drug besides weed and alcohol,” Bobby wrote in his book, Every Little Step: My Story, about a house he believed was haunted.
He continued, “In my bedroom, I had a big round bed with a mirrored ceiling looming above. I always slept in the nude, so one night I woke up to the sensation of a woman on top of me. I looked up and in the mirrors, I could actually see a white woman straddling me on the bed. The sensation felt exactly like sex — I could feel my penis inside of her and everything. It was not a dream; I was definitely awake while it was happening. All of the sudden, she was gone, leaving me alone and incredibly excited and terrified at the same time.”
Matthew McConaughey
The actor said he used to encounter an old female ghost, calling her Madame Blue, at his Hollywood home many years ago. However, after he went to investigate a noise while completely nude, things settled down around the house.
Matthew and Madame Blue are “just fine” these days, he says, “Maybe me being nude all the time is why we get along!”
Paz de la Huerta
The actress told the New York Times in 2011 she believed she had a sexual encounter with the ghost of Elvis Presley.
“I went to his recording studio because sometimes the sensitive people feel him in this room, and I stood in this corner and I felt him. What can I say? I felt him touch me,” she said. “I felt his spirit go through me and give me pleasure.”
Natasha Blasick
“At first, I was very confused. Then, I decided to relax, and it was really pleasurable, I really enjoyed it,” the Paranormal Activity actress said, claiming the ghost returned one month later for another go.
Dan Aykroyd
“I had several experiences [with ghosts]. I saw things moving around on our counter, and doors opening and closing,” the Ghostbusters actor said in a 2010 Huffington Post blog. “Somebody crawled in bed with me once… And I thought, I’m just going to roll over and snuggle up next to it.”
Coco Austin
“I believe in ghosts because I had a perverted ghost at one time,” Coco said on a talk show. “I was watching TV, I was sitting on the couch at 11:00 a.m., and I was wearing a nightie and I felt my dress move up my leg. I looked down and got freaked out… And then I felt a guy breathing in my ear.”
Topics: Celebs, Relationships, Sex & Co.
Laura Rizzo Chagani