Sexy Couples Costumes You Can Absolutely Reuse For Role Play After Halloween
Did you feel that? The crisp breeze in the air? That means that it’s officially fall, and you know what that means: Spooky season is upon us.
Now, while a lot of other people’s minds may go immediately to goblins, ghouls, and gargoyles (oh my), my brain goes in a different direction: Halloween is the sexiest holiday. Now, if you’re wondering what is boner-inducing about horror and pumpkins, let me break it down. Halloween is a great time to allow yourself to become someone else via your costume. If you’re like me, you like to go the typical “slutty-something” route when it comes to dressing up on Halloween. And if you have a special someone in your life, that usually means having some sort of matching costume. But who said the costumes were only meant for the streets? In the name of experimentation (and recycling), I’m going to encourage you all to use those slutty Halloween costumes to dabble in a little role-play this year.
If you’ve always been a little nervous about trying role play (I get it; acting is not my forte, and I’m a chronic giggler), what better time to try it than on Halloween? You’re already in a costume and basically role-playing as someone else… so why not sex it up a bit?
Now, I have to mention: unless you’re into really outside-of-the-box things when it comes to sex (being in Mario and Luigi costumes would do it for you), you and your boo are going to have to follow suit and opt for one of those “sexy” costumes this year. Stuck on which sexy duo to be this year? We got you covered. Here are some classic sexy Halloween costumes that are perfect for role-play.
Sexy Doctor And Nurse
I know this seems pretty basic, but when it comes to trying role play for the first time, sometimes simpler is better. And I mean, have you ever seen an episode of Days of Our Lives? You just saved a patient’s life and the adrenaline is rushing through your body… what else are you going to do but start going at it on a hospital bed??
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Dr. Ben Dover Costume for Men
$34.99
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Sexy Nurse Costume
$39.99
$29.99
Sexy Khaleesi And Khal Drogo
If you’re like me and still not over the fact that Khal Drogo never came back to life in Game of Thrones, this one’s for you. I don’t know about you, but one of the absolute sexiest sex scenes (AKA one of the only ones that doesn’t involve incest) in GOT was when Khaleesi gets on top of Khal Drogo and they made love for the first time. If you’ve been dying to recreate the ruggedness of this fictional couple, this role play’s definitely the one for you.
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Dragon Queen Costume
$42.99
Men's Warrior Costume
$49.99
Sexy Barbie And Ken
The real-life Barbie and Ken don’t have genitals, but you and your partner do. This may not be the first thing that pops into your mind when you think of “sexy role play” but stay with me for a sec: Ignoring the plot of the Barbie movie, Barbie and Ken live in a plastic world where everything is perfect. Why not throw your worries away, submerge yourself in a perfect, plastic world, and get railed in a pretty pink dress?
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80s Workout Bodysuit Costume Set
$78.99
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80s Workout Costume 2023
$39.99
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Sexy Little Red Riding Hood And The Big Bad Wolf
Listen, I’m not into furry stuff, but if you’re the “Princess Belle type,” you might be into role playing as Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf. Bring a whole new meaning to “riding” hood and “blowing” someone’s house down.
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Little Red Riding Hood Dress Cosplay Costume
$77.97
$27.28
Adult Faux Fur Werewolf Costume
$44.99
Sexy Cheerleader And Football Player
If your high school fantasy was to bang the jock or the hot cheerleader (all my One Tree Hill fans, unite), here’s your chance. Or, you can both be the cheerleaders or football players. Who cares, there are pom-poms involved!
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Good Luck Charm Cheerleader Costume
$66.03
$51.75
Sexy Football Touchdown Hunk Costume for Men
$59.99
Sexy Aliens
If your idea of a hot role play is something intergalactic, then the sexy alien route is the one for you. And remember, I said sexy so please keep the E.T. costumes locked away.
Halloween Alien Costume
$23.99
Unisex Metallic Bodysuit Zentai
$32.99
Sexy Morticia And Gomez Addams
I mean, do you know a sexier spooky couple? To me, there’s nothing hotter than two people who are so in love they make everyone around them uncomfortable (hi Kourtney and Travis).
Morticia Addams Gomez Addams Cosplay Costume
$92.18
$47.29
Topics: Halloween, Relationships, Sex & Co.
Syeda Khaula Saad