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Topics: Entertainment, Love Island, Reality TV
Marissa Dow
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Love Island season! With everyone’s favorite R&R reality romance series returning to two continents at once, again, I’m prepared to finally be spiritually fed for summer. The Love Island USA cast has finally been announced for season 7. After the iconic serving that defined season 6, these newbies have big shoes to fill.
Will someone cry, hiding in the pool? Will someone give a middle finger during their recoupling speech? Will someone buy me a plane ticket to Fiji so I can hang out with Ariana Madix and borrow her clothes? Okay, probably not the last one, but either way, I’m still kicking my heels with glee at the new Love Island USA season 7 cast!! Oh, and if you were hoping Love Island finally broke the curse of casting equally stunning guys and girls… baby, there’s no plane.
“Communication nerd” and “emotional type of guy” who “isn’t afraid to cry” in front of his girl. But, sadly, it seems like Jeremiah might also be the future cause of many tears since the apparent model considers himself a three or four on the good guy to fuck boy scale. Yikes!
Ace is a tatted short king mama’s boy from LA who loves to dance. In fact, his talents have taken him to the Jennifer Hudson show?? I have a feeling those dimples are going to make him a hot commodity!
Um, I’m concerned. This man has gay crisis hair, stuffs his “bulge” (okay, fine, that was a joke), and also sounds and looks like he’s auditioning to be the next member of *NYSNC, which would be fine if he wasn’t 20 years late.
A Black cowboy in the gang? Beyoncé’s power! “Being dangerous” is how Taylor enjoys life, and he’s looking for a “city girl” with a “great personality” and a “big booty for sure,” so it looks like he’s in the right place.
This curly-headed cutie describes himself as “down for anything,” from “motorcycling” to “extreme sports,” because when he “sees a new experience,” he “has to try it.” Okay, baddie!
Chelley is a Zodiac queen who does judge men off their astrological charts, as she should!
Fresh out of a nine-year relationship with a dude that “left” her and broke her heart? Oh yeah, this is going to pan out well on national TV! Yulissa is a 4’10” Miami cutie with just a tiny bit of a short queen complex (she wants her future beau to try her like “a baby”).
Belle-a seems like a hard-working family girl since she spends all day supporting her parents’ coffee shop. I also need the backstory on her name ASAP!
Olandria is a college student (imagine going back to class after this) who is obsessed with football, so athletes on the island, watch out.
I love that this queen is coming into the villa “looking for a lifelong partner.” Yes, say it with your chest Huda! Club rats with shady DMs who want to take her on “stupid dates” are a hard pass. Huda’s IG also shows she’s shredded and knows how to handle business. Can’t wait to see which demon tries to push those boundaries immediately!